if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious


stop supporting asexuals by throwing aromantics under the bus 2k14


Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.


• On that Crystal Grind • 🔮🌙 Making pretty things tonight and putting a bunch of new items in the shop tomorrow & next week!! Soooo excites!

✦ Dark Feraligatr | Atsuko NishidaIts powerful muscles allow it to move at a speed that belies its bulk.

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