me in 2010:
i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!

me in 2014:

I’m feeling good about myself today that’s new


im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life


*sees a new picture of michael*

me: oh sweet dear lord save me from all these sinful thoughts 


*is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive*


secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you


if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car