terezidactyl:

dear diary. it’s 2014 and i’m still laughing about none pizza with left beef

(via nintend-hoe)

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babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via rhinoceratops-vs-superpuma)

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
IVE BEEN ON HERE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU GUYS DONT CARE ABOUT MY UGLY MUG BC ITS UGLY AS HELL BUT HERES MY NEW HAIR BECAUSE I LOVE IT EVEN THOUGH IT ISNT QUITE AS LIGHT AS I WOULD LIKE YET
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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via memphismayfirex)

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via vatican-cameos-and-bowties)

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via umistakeme-forstraight)

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seansoo:

i need to get my life together but first i need to finish all of my anime

(via darmani-remade)

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airalys:

D.R.E.A.M

dogs run everywhere around me

(Source: ggliitch, via bullied)

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follovved:

"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality

(Source: straighthater, via illuminaudo)

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